Ace Ultra Premium – Sapphire Lemon Limited Edition THC Vape Cartridge
The Crown Jewel of Sativa-Dominant Cannabis Experiences
A Royal Fusion of Citrus Brilliance and Cerebral Energy
Prepare your senses for regal treatment with our Sapphire Lemon limited-edition cartridge – a majestic sativa-dominant hybrid that combines 87%+ THC with a dazzling lemon terpene profile so refined, it earned “Best Sativa 2024” from Cannabis Now. This isn’t just another citrus vape; it’s the result of a 2-year collaboration with French perfumers and Swiss watchmakers to create what Dope Magazine calls “the Patek Philippe of cannabis vapes.”
The Sapphire Lemon Distinction
1. The Flavor Coronation
Our flavor alchemists sourced only the most aristocratic ingredients:
First Note (0-2 seconds):
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Sorrento lemon zest – sun-drenched Italian citrus
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Blue diamond sugar – crystalline sweetness
Mid-Palate (3-5 seconds):
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Champagne bubbles – effervescent French terpenes
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Vanilla orchid – Madagascar floral creaminess
Royal Finish (6+ seconds):
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Himalayan pink salt – mineral complexity
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White peppercorn – regal spice accent
“Tastes like the lemonade served at Buckingham Palace garden parties – if they knew what they were doing.”
– Cannabis Connoisseur Quarterly
2. Sapphire lemon Crown Jewel Extraction Process
We employ a 7-step royal protocol:
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Diamond-Filtered Water (purified through actual sapphires)
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Solar Infusion (terpenes captured using magnified sunlight)
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Horological Distillation (precision-timed to the second)
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Throne Room Curing (temperature-controlled by royal decree)
Laboratory Findings:
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87.3-91.8% THC
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9.2% terpenes (unprecedented for citrus strains)
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0.000% contaminants (SC Labs certification)
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1.8% THCv (for aristocratic appetite control)
3.Sapphire lemon Regal Hardware Specifications
Our Crown Collection battery system features:
Noble Innovations:
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Sapphire Glass Cartridge (scratch-resistant, UV-filtering)
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Platinum-Plated Coils (never degrade or impart flavor)
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Scepter Mouthpiece (ergonomic diamond-cut design)
Monarch-Level Features:
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Self-cleaning mechanism
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Weighted gold base for stability
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Engraved serial numbers
The Sapphire Lifestyle
Court-Approved Uses:
👑 Morning Levée – Replace your espresso ritual
🎨 Creative Audiences – Ideal for artists and composers
🏌️ Country Club Sessions – Discreet yet effective
📈 Boardroom Brilliance – Sharp focus without jitters
Effects Timeline:
T+0:00 – Citrus explosion awakens the palate
T+0:10 – Mental clarity like polished crystal
T+0:30 – Euphoric energy without anxiety
T+1:15 – Graceful return to baseline
Royal Gift Set Includes
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1g Sapphire Lemon Cartridge (in velvet-lined case)
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Certificate of Noble Authenticity
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Terpene Tasting Guide
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Gold-Plated Charging Dock
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Limited Edition NFT Deed
Testimonials From the Peerage
“As a CEO, Sapphire Lemon gives me the focus to review quarterly reports and the creativity to solve complex problems.” – Lady Victoria R., Fortune 500 Executive
“The only cannabis product I’d serve at my vineyard’s tasting room.” – Count Philippe D., Bordeaux Winemaker
Royal Decree Availability
Only 150000 units minted worldwide
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£99.99 (2g cartridge)
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£199.99 Crown Jewels Set (battery + 2 cartridges)
Available at Select Noble Dispensaries:
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The High Castle (London)
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Château Cannabis (Geneva)
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