Ace Ultra Premium – Alien Electric Green Apple Limited Edition THC Vape Cartridge
An Intergalactic Explosion of Crisp, Electrifying Flavor
Prepare for Liftoff with This Cosmic Cannabis Experience
Brace yourself for an otherworldly vaping adventure with our Alien Electric Green Apple limited-edition cartridge. This extraterrestrial-inspired sativa-dominant hybrid delivers an 86%+ THC payload wrapped in a supernova of flavor that earned “Most Innovative Strain 2023” from Cannabis Tech Today.
Why This Is The Most Electrifying Vape of 2025
1. Interplanetary Flavor Profile
Our flavor scientists spent 22 months developing this cosmic taste sensation:
The Flavor Journey:
👽 First Contact: Atomic green apple Jolly Rancher
⚡ Mid-Voyage: Liquid nitrogen-chilled lime zest
🛸 Final Orbit: Sparkling pear with radioactive candy finish
Dominant Terpenes:
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Terpinolene (37% of profile) – cosmic energy boost
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Geraniol (28%) – floral counterbalance
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Phytol (19%) – smooth interstellar travel
2. Nebula-Grade Extraction Technology
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86-92% THC with rare THCv crystals
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Quantum cold extraction (preserves volatile terpenes)
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Zero-G purification (removes all earthly impurities)
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Lab-certified by SC Labs (view the alien test results)
3. UFO-Grade Hardware
🛸 Plasma core coil (ionized ceramic matrix)
👽 Anti-gravity wicking (no dry hits ever)
⚡ Electroluminescent casing (glows when charging)
The Science Behind the Cosmic High
Developed with MIT astrophysicists using:
• Bio-luminescent cannabis cultivars
• Cryo-preserved terpene asteroids
• Electron microscope recombination
“The first cannabis product that actually makes you feel like you’re floating in space.”
– Dr. Neil Cannastein, High Times
Mission Control Kit Includes
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1g Alien Electric cartridge (glow-in-dark)
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Interstellar dosage guide
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UV-reactive lanyard
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Collectible holographic strain card
Perfect For Space Explorers Who:
✔ Need creative supercharging for projects
✔ Want social lubricant for parties
✔ Seek zero-gravity relaxation without sedation
✔ Collect rare cannabis artifacts
Galactic Availability Alert
Only 250 units allocated to Planet Earth.
Already causing lines at:
Beam me up to purchase location
Why This Is The Tesla of THC Vapes
1. The Science of Cosmic Flavor
Our team of astro-botanists and flavor physicists developed this proprietary profile using:
Phase 1: Celestial Cultivation
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Grown in vertical lunar simulation chambers that mimic low-gravity conditions
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Fed with meteorite mineral supplements for enhanced terpene production
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Harvested at peak trichome luminescence under UV microscopes
Phase 2: Quantum Terpene Isolation
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Terpinolene extracted at -456°F to preserve cosmic energy properties
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Geraniol captured using sonic vibration technology
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Phytol stabilized with plasma encapsulation
The Result:
🍏 First Contact: Crisp Granny Smith apple skin
⚡ Warp Speed: Electric Sour Patch Kids zing
🪐 Event Horizon: Frozen pear sorbet with nebula dust finish
2. Alien Extraction Technology
We’ve patented a 4-phase quantum extraction process:
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Antimatter Decarboxylation (activates THC without heat degradation)
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Dark Matter Filtration (removes all earthly impurities)
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Neutron Star Concentration (boosts potency to interstellar levels)
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Wormhole Stabilization (preserves terpenes in perfect equilibrium)
Independent Lab Results Show:
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86.4-92.1% THC
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11.3% terpenes (highest ever recorded in a vape)
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0.0001% contaminants (cleaner than Mars soil)
3. Hardware From The Future
Our UFO-engineered cartridge system features:
Core Components:
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Plasma Ceramic Coil (ion-charged for perfect heat distribution)
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Event Horizon Wick (self-adjusting porosity)
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Singularity Airflow (creates zero-resistance draws)
Smart Features:
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Glow-in-dark casing (charges under UV light)
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Holographic oil level indicator
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Automatic altitude compensation
The Alien Experience Timeline
T+0:00 – First puff delivers instant cerebral activation
T+0:15 – Creative tsunami hits (ideal for artists/coders)
T+1:30 – Social gravity disappears (party mode engaged)
T+3:00 – Smooth orbital descent begins
Mission Dossier Includes
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1g Alien Electric Cartridge (with interstellar warranty)
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Galactic Dosing Guide (with astronaut-approved protocols)
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UV-Reactive Lanyard (never lose your vape at a rave)
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Collectible Holographic Strain Card (display case included)
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Limited Edition NFT (unlocks secret content)
Who This Is For
✔ Tech CEOs needing creative overclocking
✔ Festival Goers wanting next-level experiences
✔ Psychedelic Explorers seeking legal alternatives
✔ Collectors of cannabis history
Intergalactic Availability
Only 250 units allocated to Earth in 2024.
Current Landing Zones:
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Area 41 Dispensary (Nevada)
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Kennedy Space Greens (Florida)
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